Survey Says

I found this when I copied all 400 plus pages of my old myspace blog. Written the day after I took my positive pregnancy test 4/11/2009 2009 I know this being my first entry I probably should have went with something new. But ye who know me know I rarely do what people think I ” probably should.” This little simple minded survey was the inspiration for me picking up my proverbial pen (keyboard anyway) and begin writing for the first time in a long time. Taking that sentiment in mind I went for something borrowed, maybe a little blue, over the norm and the new. *authors notes follow the entry* Apr 12, 2009 survey says Have you kissed somebody in the last 5 days? No, but I dreamed I did, and it was a very real dream, does that count? Miss someone? Every day Do you like someone right now? O hell yes Listening to music? yes What’s the color of you’re shirt you are wearing? blue What were you doing at noon yesterday? taking a prego test Have you been outside today? YES Have you ever performed on stage in front of an audience? yes What's the connection between you and the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? my crush Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with an S? yes When is the last time you took a nap? what the hell is a nap? Do you like winter time? no not at all Do you own uggs? wtf are they? What do you think of people who party a lot? i wasn't invited? Do you regret doing something? not anymore Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence? my wife First person to text today? my wife What color are your eyes? changes everyday, but green i guess Who was the last person (not family) to say they loved you and when? thatd be my wife Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Only when I’M driving What was then last alcoholic beverage you had and when? tequilla and thursday, but no more, no more!!!! When is your birthday? April 6 How often do you see your ex? thank the goddess not much anymore. Relationship status? single Do you think anyone's lying to you right now? im sure of it Do you plan on going to college? yes Have you kissed anyone in the past month? yes Did you ever like someone, date them, and then find out that they were extremely different from what you thought they were? yes sometimes it takes longer to see the person for who they really are Are you still in love with your ex? no How much money is in your wallet? not much Ever been on a motorcycle? yep Do you think you're pretty?.. yes, glowing Do you go to church? everyday Do you have a driver's license? $$Yes. Are you emotionally sensitive? sometimes lol What brand of shirt are you wearing now? old navy Why did you and your last ex split up? ummm they are a psychotic head case???? Do you smoke cigarettes? trying not to Are you closer with your mom or dad? both Complete the sentence 'By This Time Next Year': i'll have a baby...!!! Would you ever pose for Playboy? for the $ only What is your weapon of choice? violence is not the answer Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater? yes Where exactly are you from? I don't remember What's your favorite drink? strait up, tequilla What kind of movies do you enjoy? horror Have you gone muddin? ???? If you aren't married, do you ever wish to get married? ha fuckin ha ha NOT A CHANCE What is your usual bed time? whatever time i get tired What is on the walls around you? pictures of drinks I cannot have!!!! Do you get bored easily? yes Would you be ok with being a step parent? I have done it before 12:52 AM The wife that I repeatedly refer to is to date my favorite most successful co habitation attempt, my so much more than a roommate, Nan. And on a side note the pictures of things I couldn't drink I think were those paintings Jon brought us, weren't they Nan?